Monday, 17 March 2025
Audrey
Friday, 1 November 2024
Anora - London Film Festival
Sunday, 11 February 2024
Marmalade
Wednesday, 3 August 2022
Relax, I'm From the Future - Fantasia Film Festival
Every time travel film ever has always struggled with the laws and logic of the actual science. Sometimes to the point where you lose sight of the story being told and end up confused and disappointed. Time travel does come with its own issues and if it not the main focus, can ruin a great film. Relax, I’m From the Future quickly dispels the annoying and distracting elements that come with this subject and we are left to enjoy the comedic characters and excellent stylings of Rhys Darby who very easily steals the film. It really doesn’t matter whether the filmmakers have got time travel ‘right’, what’s more important is that we have a good time watching it play out.
Full review over at Filmhounds HERE.
Tuesday, 2 August 2022
Sissy - Fantasia Film Festival
Tuesday, 14 June 2022
Into the Night
What does an insomniac, Iranian gangsters, an Elvis enthusiast and a thief have in common? The answer, aside from John Landis’ Into the Night, is emeralds. This very bizarre black comedy plays out more like a misguided thriller. Questioning where are the laughs only to be assaulted by something on screen to realise that was the joke. But despite the off kilter tone of the film, the story definitely keeps you on your toes and unlike Jeff Goldblum’s character, you won’t be needing sleep.
Saturday, 18 September 2021
When the Screaming Starts
Mockumentary styled comedies, when done right, can use the fourth wall to great effect but other films use this handheld camera motion as just a way to dive deeper into what a character is thinking, sharing emotions and thoughts that wouldn’t be shared normally. As a dark comedy, When the Screaming Starts, excels with comedy found in looks and matter of fact-ness dialogue. But the mockumentary style muddies the blood-soaked waters and even becomes difficult to track in the final third of the film.
When the Screaming Starts follows Louis Theroux wannabe Norman Graysmith who has been invited to document the journey of aspiring serial killer Aidan Mendle as he sets out on his ‘career’. Going from bad to worse, Aidan decides to start a Charles Manson like ‘family’ cult of killers. But on the night of the family’s first kill, things don’t quite go according to plan for Aiden or Norman, who thinks he’s found the story that make his career.
The twist in events can be seen a mile off and some of the supporting characters don’t quite hit the mark in terms of comedy, coming off as genre beats in horror comedies. Then there are even scenes that are just uncomfortable and hard to watch, such as Mickey who auditions to join the family because he was brought up in care. Moments such as these are very jarring next the scenes where the family practice their killing skills. Switching back and forth between makes the film lose focus and ultimately confuse the audience. However, the film does have some merit in the form of the bloodiest and actually quite terrifying scenes in the film; the dinner party massacre and post massacre party where the ‘family’ celebrates. These are the stand out scenes most likely as there is nearly no forced comedic moments. The final scenes of the film try and replicate this atmosphere but, again, don’t quite work.
There is a lot of potential within the story and even the characters who are quite one dimensional, whether that is on purpose or not it’s unclear. But the film feels very much feels like a debut effort with a much more polished and well-rounded film to follow. Maybe be worth watching out for what the creative team does next.
Wednesday, 25 August 2021
Fantasia Film Festival - Shorts Selection
Often short films can capture the strange and bizarre far better than a feature can. In those few minutes we can enter a universe, a home, a being and feel completely warped by what we’ve witnessed. Fantasia Film Festival always has a selection of delightfully and sometimes downright disturbing to offer in their short programme. Highlighting a selection here that really do leave you wanting more.
The Lovers (Dir. Avra Fox-Learner, USA)
A woman with an over dependant roommate feels as if her relationship might hinder her new found romance. Sharing her thoughts, neither knows where this afternoon will lead them.
Whenever a tarot deck appears in a film, there is a sense that we’re not actually meant to know what the reading really means. Here, it is a teaser as one card lays unturned until the gruesome end, taunting us with what it means to the two women. The rather cute set up and sweet hand holding in the park, lulls us into a false sense of security and how we think this story will go. But the third act is so nonchalant, its perfect.
Puss (Dir. Leah Shore, USA)
Stuck in her apartment during the pandemic, Samantha, lonely and horny as hell, tries to find ways get to laid before she goes crazy.
As we are living through this pandemic and having suffered lockdown, some of us still in this situation, we all know how frustrating it is to not do the things you would do with no restrictions. Samantha’s relatable struggles will hit home to many people and find the absolute true humour in her behaviour and her avenues to try to get laid. When the story takes a turn for the very weird indeed, its almost a shock when it turns out its not all a vivid dream she’s having. Although slightly off key, this fantastical element that appears near the end is entertaining enough to pull off.
The Last Word (Dir. Lucas Warin, France)
A writer struggles to write when he discovers he has a certain power.
The classic, writer sits alone in a café trying to write something but keeps crossing out all their idea, or in short, the struggling writer keeps failing, isn’t new but if a writer is the focus, there is a million things that could be created. In this case, the writer’s ability to conjure in front of him what he writes is a fun little story. But this is very much like a certain Ruby Sparks but in a much smaller scale. Thankfully the cruel playful twist at the end makes up for this slightly unoriginal story.
Sexy Furby (Dir. Nicole Daddona, USA)
After the death of her beloved father, a reclusive girl living in the picturesque countryside decides to take her own life, only to have her life changed suddenly by an encounter with a man sized Furby.
This story is as bizarre as it sounds. In such a short time frame, so much is layered between the scenes, you want to try and take every little detail in because you want to make sure you actually saw what is happening. Told near completely through voiceover except for a few spoken lines at the end, this story about a girl who tries to kill herself but is distracted by the presence of a man sized Furby is nothing but entertaining. Played out like a melodrama complete with dramatic close ups and Vaseline on the lens, as well a conversion to Jesus and with a sinister pizza cutter ritual, Sexy Furby is a rare beast of a film, beast intended. A mixture of horror, dark comedy and the weirdest of the weird fantasy, this makes you excited to see what else director Nicole Daddona has in store next.
Monday, 9 August 2021
Fantasia Film Festival - Paul Dood's Deadly Lunch Break
Paul Dood’s Deadly Lunch Break is that latest fresh view on the desire to be famous but with a humorous British twist. There will be dancing, there will be blood and there will be glitter, at all costs.
Full review over at Filmhounds HERE.
Tuesday, 3 August 2021
Zola
Adaptations can be hit and miss no matter the genre, even if they have a good story at the heart. True stories can be manipulated and changed to have a more cinematic edge. But Zola is a whole other hybrid. This is where adaptations and true stories collide in a brightly coloured neon mess and it’s a thrill ride that doesn’t include a mass load of action sequences. Just like Zola herself says, it is kind of long but full of suspense.
Full review over at Filmhounds HERE.
Monday, 5 July 2021
Bad Hair
Set in 1989, Anna is trying to catch a break in the fast-paced world of television. Having worked 4 years as an assistant at a television station featuring African-American music artists, she almost gets her chance to shine when she impresses the new head of programming, Zora. But Zora wants to change the image that the channel projects gently enforcing that Anna get a weave, hiding her natural hair. At first Anna’s new hair makes an impact in her work and life until her hair starts drinking blood and taking over her body. But she’s not the only one experiencing these terrifying changes.
Full review over at Filmhounds HERE.
Thursday, 1 July 2021
Freaky
We’ve all seen many a body swap film, whether its family members swapping, different genders swapping, younger selves returning, random strangers but we actually haven’t seen a sweet mild mannered teenage girl swap bodies with a serial killer played by Vince Vaughn, that’s new.
When Maddie, shy quiet teenager and sport team mascot is chased down and stabbed by the town’s notorious serial killer, the Blissfield Butcher, things take a horrific and dramatic turn. Waking up in each other’s bodies, the Butcher has murder and mayhem on his mind, while Maddie and her friends desperately try to track him down in order to reverse the curse, with a lot of blood and death along the way.
Paying homage to the horror films of the dark comedy variety that came before it, Freaky doesn’t shy away from its very obvious influences, which makes for familiar story beats but also expectant of the bloody gore to come. The opening scenes play out exactly how you’d expect from this genre when a group of teens in a big house are brutally and inventively killed off. No final girl here. This is also where the ‘MacGuffin’ of the story is conveniently introduced, an ancient knife called La Dola, in one of the victim’s parents’ collection. This is the knife that has the ability to switch two people’s bodies but apart from the Aztec alter appearing when the knife is in play, there isn’t much else about the magical knife. I found this fascinating but this is not the film to go antique investigating.
Of course, the film goes for the blood, chaos, the terrible attitudes of some of the teenagers but seeing the two actors swap and be completely different was highly entertaining. Vince Vaughn, although playing his teen girl to the campest he can, was still very funny, taking every opportunity to exaggerate his character. Baby faced Kathryn Newton was also very impressive as switched into 50-year-old man killer mode. Playing heavily on Friday 13th vibes and Freaky Friday twists, there is a feeling that Freaky could have pushed things further but overall, it is a ridiculous fun distraction and strangely alternative Summer escape.
Monday, 31 May 2021
Dinner in America
A mixed bag of drugs, arson and awkward family dinners, all wrapped up in punk attitude and music, its one hell of a slice of Americana. Though it doesn’t feel guaranteed from the beginning, there is an unusually sweet romance that blossoms through the screams and punches, as well as fantastic song that you’ll have in your end long after the credits roll.
Full review over at Filmhounds HERE.
Monday, 5 April 2021
Slaxx
Anytime someone says there’s an inanimate object that comes to life and creates chaos and goes on a murdering rampage is usually a ‘must see’. These sort of films, as there are more than you’d like are usually accompanied by a vague story or a group of characters that are equally as weird as the premise of the story, aside from all of this, you are meant to be guaranteed something entertaining and hopefully funny. However, Slaxx, decides to do something completely different but doesn’t quite pull it off.
New employee Libby is excited to be part of this trendy clothing brand, a clothing company that claims to make everything in an ethical way and is fair trade. On the eve of a huge launch of a new line of jeans that adapt to any body type, things don’t quite go according to plan. A pair of jeans comes to life and begins to pick off employees one by one, but there is something more sinister going on behind closed doors in terms of how ethical the company actually is.
Inanimate objects coming to life or being possessed in this case screams horror or comedy or both and to be fair the first act of the film, there is plenty to enjoy. An uptight manager who refers to areas of the store as ecosystems, a surely long-time employee who you just know will be the key to things later on, upbeat naïve character who is our guide into this story and dodgy idealistic company and the mean girls who don’t last long in the story, it’s all there. There are plenty of digs at companies who claim to pay above living wage, no sweat shops and all ethically resourced blah blah blah but really, they’re lying about how they conduct business. There is also space to make fun of influencers and how these big companies reward them with free swag, just for the likes and views. Most importantly the character of Libby, who is the wide-eyed girl starting a job at her dream company because of what it stands for and how great it is for the environment, is played off as the biggest stereotype and it works perfectly. The film is filled with stereotypical characters and genre cliches that are amusing and disgusting at the same time but the film tries to subvert these horror trends but trying to be, serious.
The jeans are undoubtedly the star of the film and are given ample screen time and even character development (at a push). They are lethal and supernatural, as they are actually possessed rather than come to life. The jeans are given a backstory at which we are given an insight and the predictable reveal that this ‘cool’ clothing company is not as ethical as it pretends to be. This is where the film loses its edge and heads down the ‘too serious for this genre’ path. Trying to become a warning about what could happen if we as consumers continue our terrible ways, the film also tries to use Libby as a beacon of hope. But she is quickly called out, thankfully, for her real reason for the joining the store, discount on the clothes. Essentially, no one comes off as particularly amazing, not even the jeans who are in fact wreaking revenge for what happened to them. With a bleak ending, to match its bleak third act, the silly fun of the slasher jeans film is long gone. If the film has started as a serious film, this would have been very different.
Sunday, 29 November 2020
Lucky Grandma
Crime stories can feel like a dime a dozen so when a new inventive story comes along, it’s easy to sit up and notice, especially if the protagonist is a chain-smoking no-nonsense Grandma from Chinatown who gets mixed up with gangsters, the mob, and her grandson’s TikTok videos.
Full review is over at Filmhounds HERE.
Friday, 6 November 2020
The Ladykillers - 65th Anniversary
Its been 65 years since we were delighted by the dark comedy escapades of the Professor, Mr Harvey, the Major, One-Round, Mr Robinson and of course, Mrs Lopsided. One of Ealing Studios greatest comedies and one of the best British films of all time. With such a devious violent streak, the film plays out like Film Noir and ends up being a classic farce with a murderous side. The Ladykillers is finally getting its time in the 'limited edition' sun and getting released on 4K. It's a great day for all of us film fans!
My full review can be read HERE over at Filmhounds.
Tuesday, 11 February 2020
Birds of Prey (and the ridiculous judgement of female led films)
When it was announced that there would be a sequel to Suicide Squad, most were deterred as this possiblely meant that we'd have to sit through a 2 hour film where Jared Leto method acts again but luckily that was squashed. A film about Harley Quin on the other hand would be new, fresh and a rare things amoungst the male dominated superhero genre. With only 'Wonder Woman' to date carrying the would be DC comic franchise, holding the torch for female fronted films of this nature, DC really needed to step up. Especially as all they had to offer was a sequel. Suicide Squad could boast three female heroines/villains in their line up; (not including Amanda Waller) Enchantress (killed off), Katana (deserved better, maybe more screen time?) and Harley Quinn (dressed in very overly sexual outfits throughout). So, it was time for something extra and something more than what was offered.
Enter Margo Robbie, not just as Quinn, but as one of the producers of 'Birds of Prey', also enter Cathy Yan, director. Although not as seasoned as previous choices for previous films, she's has a smart wit and hell, she was ready for a challenge, so it seemed. BUT seeing Birds of Prey as a 'challenge' just meant that, male directors either weren't interested or weren't approached. I hoping it was the latter. Yan is fantastic. She's created a superhero genre film that not only fits into the greater universe in big and small ways but it also extends past the stereotypical genre expectations. There are plenty of jokes about the 80s cop dramas but that's really what it is. Its a crime drama with a superhero comicbook flare that works so darn well, its immensely pleasing to see such a great blend. Not only does it sound and look amazing but the fact that there are five characters' stories woven into the story and doesn't become convoluted, or confuse or infuriate, it is a smooth and ridiculously fun ride from start to finish. I honestly cannot point out anything that is not needed or doesn't feel right and I'm not Robbie's biggest fan. But she is fantastic in this. The title does only make sense by the end (but who cares, plenty of other films do the same) and the rest of the title, that is played out to perfection, again, without being overbearing in anyway. Screen time is even shared out equally between characters. This brings me to my confusion as to why the film is hated by some audiences. And sorry but the evidence is damning, it is mostly guys.
From what I've read, women either don't care enough to get into a fight about this or they LOVE the film. But the guys, they hate it, not with passion, but with pathetic generalisations. From the tweets saying Huntress doesn't look hot enough, from the box office reporting that this is worst DC has had ever (really? want to check the BOR for Suicide Squad? or Green Lantern? No?) Other films that were actually terrible such as.... well any other DC film apart from Wonder Woman were panned by everyone, not just critics, yet more films were still made. It seems the bar was set ever so much higher for a female led film. This ridiculous behaviour was happening in 2016 and its just getting worse. There's actually a moment in the film where Quinn is trying to guess why she has annoyed Black Mask and one of the guesses is just because she has a vagina. I think with that she knew why guys didn't or wouldn't like the film.
With the film now getting a crap name change because the great title is not good enough and people are too dumb to recognise actors, feels like another nail in the coffin that is equality. BOR rule the cinemas, but the fact that the film made a big profit doesn't seem to enter anyone's minds. If it didn't hit the highest bar there is, its no good. Female led films are not a niche element to a film, its just part of it. Hell, I even still have to tag my posts if there are female filmmakers attached. I really don't understand why guys don't like watching films with female leads, especally when they aren't dressed in a hideous male gaze wanting outfit, I really don't get the guys who say female fronted films are just bad when they aren't. The worst films made in history were made by men, but no one wants to talk about that. Women have to work twice as hard that men for recognition, not an opinion, that's an actual fact.
Its only February and Birds of Prey is definitely going to be one of the best films of the year by the end but some male dominated crud will come out and 'top' it, but won't in fact top it. If you haven't seen it yet, go watch it, see for yourself what a film made by a brilliant director, starring five fantastic actors with a story that is both thrilling and satisfying really looks like.
Wednesday, 5 February 2020
Why Jojo Rabbit should win Best Picture
Part of Zavvi's blog leading up to the Oscars, each film critic backs one of the nominees and the horse that ran out of the gate was 'Jojo Rabbit' by a mile, in my opinion. Its a black comedy war film where director Taika Waititi also plays Hitler, that's all you really need to be a winner. But if you want to know more about why I think this film deserves the 'top prize', head over to HERE.
Wednesday, 22 January 2020
Not Just About Strippers Robbing Rich Guys...
Wednesday, 23 October 2019
BFI London Film Festival Picks 2019
This has been an odd year in terms of festivals, overall, I think. My picks from the festival this year are very different from each other and there wasn't really a running theme that I found throughout the festival for me. But if I had to pick, religion and faith did come up quite a few times in film in different capcities.
I obviously have to mention the two 'big' films I was excited to see and they are again, of course part of my picks, Knives Out and Jojo Rabbit. But I have praised them enough in their own reviews/posts. Instead I wanted to focus on other films which may or may not be getting as much attention.
I'm usually quicker off the bat with my top picks but after breaking my record and watching 24 films, you'll excuse the delay. With still a few more reviews to be posted and at least 4 from Zavvi to be released too and one that is actually being posted in November by Vulturehound, this year has been all over the place. Anyway, these are my top picks:
An unexpected film by all accounts, this French dark as night comedy about a man so obsessed with his 100% deerskin jacket disappears into the countryside, pretends to be a filmmaker and plans on making his jacket the only one in the world. Its bizarre and brilliant at the same time but will it get a release? Only time will tell. If there is cinema justice, it will.
Another unexpected delight for me at the festival, about a group of friends who decend upon Edinnurgh one afternoon before a school choir competition. Its funny, irreverent and just an all round 90s set delight.
Each year I manage to see one documentary and as this is a celebration as well as an exploration into the cult of 'Showgirls' of course I'd pick this one.
Beautifully understated dramady about a woman returning home to set up her practice as a Psychoanalysist but as her family doesn't believe in her or the need for her as well as the local police stepping in and adding to the disruption, she proves to herself and the doubters and even some of her clients that she is indeed needed and wanted.
Review for this coming soon!