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| Courtesy of Saban Films |
Monday, 23 February 2026
Sweetness
Monday, 9 February 2026
LITTLE AMÉLIE (or The Character of Rain)
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| Courtesy of Vue Lumiere |
Tuesday, 3 February 2026
Birth
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| Courtesy of the Criterion Collection |
Saturday, 31 January 2026
The Housemaid
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| Courtesy of Lionsgate |
Freshly paroled Millie managed to secure a job as housemaid in the up-scale home of Nina Winchester, her husband and daughter on Long Island. Almost immediately, Nina’s erratic and antagonistic behaviour makes Millie feel uneasy. On contract, Nina’s husband Andrew is patient, calm and welcoming. But desperate to keep her job, Millie puts up with Nina. Over time Millie discovers secrets the family are trying to keep hidden until it's too late for her to escape.
This film came across throughout the marketing campaign as a slice of escapism but in fact its a straightforward low-key thriller trying to be an erotic one. The very few moments where the film tries to justify this label are anything but. There is an art to creating an erotic thriller and we haven’t seen a decent one in quite some time. But concentrating on everything else in this film, there is a pattern. The angry, rude, slightly psychotic wife of a wealthy nice guy takes on a seemingly innocent blonde to work for her. Oh I wonder what the twist will be, as there is always a twist. Set up from the start as we see Millie sleeping in her car, going to parole meeting, we know what her crime was before she even says it. The nice husband who everyone loves, we have to wait quite some time for the shoe to drop on this trope. And finally the mysterious groundkeeper handy man who, oh wait, never mind, he barely speaks and is barely on screen. So in actual fact, the biggest twist is, why did Enzo even get a character poster to himself?
There is some entertainment to be had, Amanda Seyfried as unhinged Nina is quite fun to watch. But the voiceovers from both Millie and Nina were really not needed. Adaptations do sometimes suffer this, just to get through inner thoughts and backstories, but there are ways to get away from this.
We have Booktok to thank for the hype around the book. Mediocre books being made into anything between complete trash and predictable (not because of adaptation) stories meant to shock and please. There are no doubt great stories out there and probably more of the same to come. The Housemaid is here to entertain, and there is a very good chance that it won’t. Going into this film expecting something new and exciting, you will definitely feel short changed. But if you’re expecting schlock you can half pay attention to, then this is one for the collection.
Friday, 23 January 2026
Agatha Christie's Seven Dials
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| Courtesy of Netflix |
With each Agatha Christie adaptation that is released, any fan of the author may hold their breath in anticipation or for what changes will be made. With the recent adaptations, stories that have not been given proper attention, such as Ordeal by Innocence (that was plagued with re-shoots due to an actor being ‘cancelled’), Murder Is Easy, Why Didn’t They Ask Evans? and Towards Zero, these all followed a 3 episode pattern, that is arguable too long for the novel adaptations, especially with some being changed from the source. These were also previously adapted to include Miss Marple in the ITV series, and although she’s a fantastic character, doesn’t appear in the original books, so it was great to see these novels adapted, shall we say, correctly? But The Seven Dials Mystery, having been adapted into a TV movie back in the 80s, had yet to make its more recent significant debut, making its appearance on Netflix most intriguing. Though the book did not receive high praise, this adaptation does make rather large changes, including the end and possible extension into further possible stories. We are introduced to Bundle, or Lady Eileen Brent, who discovers the close family friend Gerry Wade, murdered in his bed after a party at her family’s home. This leads her to follow a trail as to how this happened and why, getting tangled up with her friends in the Foreign Office, as well as Superintendent Battle (who appears in other Christie novels) who starts to investigate the case as further bodies show up.
Monday, 5 January 2026
Digital Can't Kill The Video Star
Wrote a piece about the importance of physical media and how, no matter how many times we're all told that 'no one buys DVDs anymore' this statement just isn't true.
Full piece is over at Late Nite Picture Show.





