Wednesday, 12 February 2025

The Last Stop in Yuma County

 

The film easily sets up the parameters, creating a near impossible situation, where we are all just waiting to see who cracks first. Mostly strangers make up those ‘trapped’ in the diner, with one or two narrow windows of opportunity, this tension filled thriller has you hooked at what will happen. Reminiscent of films that take place in one location and slowly builds tension, The Last Stop in Yuma County is similar to a low-key Free Fire, except instead of a constant shoot out, it’s the calm before the storm.

At a remote desert rest stop, a knife salesman and waitress become entangled with two bank robbers plans to escape. As the group anxiously waits for the gas truck to arrive to fill up the pumps, a few more strangers with their own plans, arrive, adding to the tension. With few options and everyone in possession of a gun, the knife salesman is woefully ill-equipped for what’s to come.

Full review over at Filmhounds

Saturday, 1 February 2025

Clone Cops

 

In a world where domineering conglomerate, Nefaricorp has taken control of society, supplying replicant robots to do all blue-collar jobs, a gang of outlaws defend their hideout from said corporation. But when the truth about who they really all are is revealed, the gang must spring into action and plan their escape.


If you’re wondering why everyone on screen feels like they’re in a different film, that’s because Clone Cops is a patchwork of various other sci-fi plots melded into one. With some interesting ideas played out on screen, the film does its best with what’s assumed, a limited budget. But it isn’t the production design where the film falters.

Clone Cops does have some amusing moments and the gameshow, evil corporation aspects are weirdly enjoyable, even including the exaggerated actions and behaviour from certain characters. Its also easy to appreciate the comments being make on society and where we could all be heading as technology progresses while humanity regresses. Unfortunately, the positives of the film don’t outweigh the negative.

Every character featured in the film is either a back-to-basics stereotype, even if the cast do their best to escape these predictable character beats, or they feel as if they’re wondered into a completely different film. To an extent, this disjointed feeling between characters is meant to be there considering the set up, but the feeling that no one is on the same page becomes more jarring. The one note characters and standard dialogue, makes for film a that could have been something quite unique but unfortunately Clone Cops suffers from a clunky plot and possibly too many ideas.

Despite the negatives, Clone Cops has its moments of fun and for those enjoy a schlocky sci-fi will find more merit. But anyone looking for an exciting new tech driven comedic science fiction story will end up disappointed.

Friday, 24 January 2025

Presence

 

A family of four moves into a large suburban house which seems to be occupied by a ghost, a presence. This presence observes the family as they move in, their day to day and notes the cracks appearing within the family’s relationships. Rebecca, the mother, openly favours Tyler, the son, a swimming champion. She rarely has time or patience for Chloe, the daughter who is grieving the sudden death of her friend. Chris, the father tries to make up for this neglect, trying to help Chloe but he is also having issues with Rebecca, who has equally little patience for him.

Full review over at Filmhounds.

Monday, 20 January 2025

The Girl in the Pool

 

The title for this ‘mystery thriller’ really does say it all, for the story, for the execution of said story and sets up expectations accurately. Running at just under 90 minutes, you can feel the anxiety but the thrills are unfortunately non-existent.

Hours before a birthday party is to take place at his home, Thomas (Freddie Prinze Jr.) enjoys a supposed secret rendezvous with his mistress, Hannah. But leaving Hannah alone in his pool Thomas returns to find she her covered in blood and no longer breathing. Panicked, Thomas hides the body, cleans the scene and is forced to endure the party his wife Kristen has planned for him, all the while trying to figure out what happened and conceal the body that is now leaking blood from its’ hiding place.

Full review over at Filmhounds.

Wednesday, 8 January 2025

It’s Raining Men


Adultery can either be taken seriously, to the depths of a drama or erotic thriller or be taken with a pinch of salt. Rom-coms have used cheating on one’s partner for laughs, hijinks or an excuse for an elaborate set piece involving switching rooms hiding under beds, jumping out of windows etc. Writer and director Caroline Vignal seems to enjoy using this story element having included it in her previous film, My Donkey, My Lover and I. But It’s Raining Men leaves the countryside shenanigans behind and focuses more on the Iris’s journey through sexual satisfaction as well as trying to balance her family life. 

Nearing 50, parts of Iris’ life may be going well; her children, her successful business, but she has no sex life. Despite having a loving husband, though he seems to only be concerned with work these days, the two haven’t had sex in years. After a stranger suggests she take a lover, Iris’ world opens up. No sooner has she set herself up on an app aimed at married people, the matches come flooding in. But while she might be finally sexually satisfied, she starts to neglect the other important parts of her life.

Full review over at Filmhounds

Monday, 6 January 2025

The Damned

 


Eva, a young widow who has inherited a Winter fishing port in an Artic Bay, along with the fishermen struggle with a lean catch. One day as they are about to take out the boat, they all witness a shipwreck at the mouth of the bay. Unable to even feed themselves they decide not to offer aid. In the days that follow the crew end up with a larger than expected catch only for all the food to disappear the next day. Superstitions run high throughout the group as they start to believe they are being attacked by a draugr, a vengeful spirit. As well surviving the harsh Winter, the group try to stay vigilant of each other as well as whatever ghostly spirit haunts them.

Full review over at Filmhounds